03 July 2008 @ 07:07 pm
Fanart  
Haven't posted here for ages. :P Anyways, I bring fanart again. I just finished this one today:

http://wistfulsoul.deviantart.com/art/TRC-Ichiruki-90578260

Critique would be greatly appreciated :D Thanks.
 
 
03 July 2008 @ 06:00 pm
Craig Failed "Acronyms" Three Times  

Detective #1: Hurry up, we have a DOA!
Detective #2: Relax, it's just a DOA. It's not like somebody died.

--Upper Westside Police Precinct

Overheard by: BigCitySgt


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03 July 2008 @ 03:03 pm
 



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03 July 2008 @ 04:10 pm
Plz To Not Be Touching Plz  

H-hi~ first time poster long time lurker/stalker here ^///^ Just wanted to share my first ever DOGS fanart 8D;;

Where ever could this cut lead to??? )
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Current Emo: chipper
Current Distraction: "Already Over" - Red
 
 
03 July 2008 @ 11:14 pm
IchigoXRukia fanart  
http://dodus-taichou.deviantart.com/art/Don-t-bother-us-90568609
I have finish this drawing already. Hope you like it! :)
 
 
Current Emo: cheerful
Current Distraction: Gib mir ein Zeichen~~
 
 
03 July 2008 @ 02:12 pm
 
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Fandom/Character/General: Ichimaru Gin [BLEACH]
# of icons completed total: 8/100

All I Ask Is You Love Me More Than I Love Myself~ )
 
 
03 July 2008 @ 01:48 pm
Vertigo Ch.11  
Chapter 11 is up! I blame the freakish heatwave for its delay, because when it's 101F in the shade, I don't want to do jack. But I promise the wait was worth it, because this chapter contains...well, let's just say it's about time. XD

Vertigo Ch. 11
 
 
Current Emo: sleepy
 
 
03 July 2008 @ 04:00 pm
Two Girls, One Stradivarius Probably Isn't Appropriate, Then  

Woman: Do you have any books on violins?
Sales guy: Well, we don't have a lot about playing them, but we have some about the sensuality of it.
Woman: It's for a child.
Sales guy: Oh.

--Borders, 57th & Park Ave


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03 July 2008 @ 07:45 pm
Happy Fugth of July  
We celebrated our birthday on Tuesday, and tomorrow -- Friday -- it's time to give it up for America's natal day. Ergo, we, like so many of our fellow citizens, plan to spend that day lounging around and drinking beer and scarfing hot-dogs from the barbecue. As opposed to fresh out of our Hot Diggity Dogger Hot Dog And Bun Toaster, which is how we cook them every other time.

So in honor of all that, we leave for for the long weekend with a nod to something else that's timeless: Our Lady Of The Hurled Stemware, the one and only Joan Collins. Specifically, we invite you to witness the time her Dynasty character went to a honky-tonk bar during a jaunt to try and seal a major business deal, and decided to dance AND sing for the assembled grizzly cowboys -- which, naturally, piqued the libido of one Dex Dexter, who proceeded to try to take her to the cleaners AND to bed in the same day. (He failed.)(So he did it on separate days instead.)

Yes, this clip -- after the jump -- actually aired, and no, the apocalypse did not follow:


 
 
03 July 2008 @ 01:01 pm
ANIME EXPO FOR REALZ!  
OK FELLOW CAPSLOCKERS... ACCORDING TO THIS THREAD AND THIS THREAD THERE ARE POTENTIAL BLEACH SHINNANIGANS TO BE HAD AT ANIME EXPO.  THE OFFICIAL BLEACH SHOOT IS SATURDAY AT NOON, WITH THE ARRANCAR SHOOT AT 11AM.  SO BRING YOUR BUCKETS, SHUVELS, AND YOUR CAPSLOCK_BLEACH TAGS AND STICK AROUND AFTER THE PHOTOSHOOT FOR SOME ENJOY TIME!

OR WE COULD MOVE IT TO BEFORE THE SHOOT IF AFTER WOULD MESS WITH THE NARUTO SHOOT THAT SUPPOSEDLY IS HAPPENING THAT DAY AS WELL...

AND I WILL HAVE SOME EXTRA TAGS WITH ME IF PEOPLE WHO SHOW UP FROM THIS LOVELY COMMUNITY WOULD LIKE TO PICK ONE UP!
 
 
03 July 2008 @ 07:04 pm
Fug or Fab: Kylie Minogue  
Kylie Minogue was awarded an OBE -- Order of the British Empire, a civil honor not as high as a knighthood (or a ... dameship) but still pretty cool -- today by Prince Charles in a big ol' ceremony at Buckingham Palace, and she picked this YSL dress in which to accept it.

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[Photo: WENN]

It reminds me of the bulletin board my 3rd grade teacher decorated to explain the star-grading system in our journals. If I'm interpreting this constellation correctly, her boobs and left thigh get top marks for grammar, composition, and imagination; the right side of her waist is well above average; her navel is coming along just fine but maybe has issues keeping its "there/their/they're" rules straight; and her upper right thigh and left shoulder... sure are out there trying, and are really sweet, with a great personality.

But she's not all spackled up within an inch of her facial pores' lives, so that's good. And it covers everything that should be covered; props up that which needs propping. Plus, today is basically Friday for me, since we have a long weekend, so I'm in a good mood. But is all that enough that I should give her a pass?

 
 
03 July 2008 @ 06:42 pm
Fug on Over  
Dear Jessica Simpson,

The rumors that you've heard are true: I am starting to feel for you. All the tabloids are obsessed with your love life, and acting like you're about six seconds away from dying a dried up old spinster crone if you don't get married again RIGHT NOW. You're not even thirty! No one's complaining about how Nick Lachey appears to be dating someone who hasn't had an actual job other than going on vacation for like three years. Can't they give you a break? So in honor of my recent feelings of fondness for you, I am going to do you a solid:

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[Photo: Splash News]

When picking out a maxi-dress for the day, try your damnedest to make sure you choose one that doesn't look exactly like a nightgown, okay? See! I want to help!

Love,

Jessica
 
 
03 July 2008 @ 02:00 pm
Raise Your Hand If You'd Like Her Phone Number  

Guy walking small dog: It's crazy that we live so close to each other and I never see you.
Woman walking giant dog: I know it's my fault, I've been crazy busy at work.
Guy: We don't have to make it a big thing -even if we just get together for a half an hour of sex.
Woman: I'm up for that!

--W 26th St


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03 July 2008 @ 05:52 pm
Fug La La La La  
It seems impossible, but somehow I missed what our girl Alison Goldfrapp wore at Glastonbury.

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It looks like she goldfrapped a Maypole.
 
 
03 July 2008 @ 11:07 am
 


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03 July 2008 @ 10:32 am
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I WILL BE TAKING REQUESTS ONCE AGAIN!!
BUT THIS TIME, I SHALL TAKE 15 PEOPLE.
(Choice of up to 3 icons and 1 banner.)
Please see cut for more details.
 


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NOW~ ONWARDS! TO THE ICONS!! 

TEASERS:


RULES:
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|Textless are not bases !!
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CUT CONTAINS:
AKAGAMI NO SHIRAYUKIHIME: 3 ICONS
BLEACH: 5 ICONS
+ 1 BANNER
DOGS: 4 ICONS
FAIRY TAIL: 6 ICONS
KAICHOU WA MAID-SAMA: 12 ICONS
KOKONI IRUYO!: 3 ICONS
REBORN!: 44 ICONS
+2 BANNERS
YANKEE-KUN TO MEGANE-CHAN: 12 ICONS

TOTAL: 89 ICONS
+ 3 BANNERS 



 



 
 
 
03 July 2008 @ 07:18 pm
12 icons  
FLCL ~ 6
Bleach ~ 12



More here @ [info]sparklynut
 
 
03 July 2008 @ 05:31 pm
What Not to Fug  
I continue to be perplexed by Trinny's need to wear a dress over nearly everything she owns:

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[Photo: Splash News]

She does this ALL THE TIME, despite the fact that it's no longer 2006. I'm sure there's some reasoning here about giving her slim frame "extra curves" or some such -- if I were at all organized, this is where I'd quote from one of Trinny and Susannah's very amusing books, except for the part where I can't find them.  I could provide a quote from the new Gossip Girl series, an old copy of Allure, or Rick Bayless's Everyday Mexican, but I fear this is one problem even tacos can't solve -- as I think they're always talking about that, but at this point, I am beginning to wonder if maybe she just have a rampant shirt phobia. She's a raging anti-shirt-ite, and it's got to stop!
 
 
03 July 2008 @ 04:53 pm
NYFug.com: Couture Shows and Menswear and Lederhosen, Oh My!  
If New York Fashion Week is like a good wine bar, then the couture shows and menswear collections are like a huge, debauched absinthe party -- there's everything from achingly gorgeous gowns to stuff that really puts the "high" in "high fashion." And since Hollywood is full of celebrities and stylists who -- for better or worse -- get their hands on some of this stuff for the red carpet, we decided we'd try to guess in advance who'd wear what.

"Jennifer Lopez is lovely in Marchesa, sure, but we miss the demi-nudist J.Lo, who would storm the Grammys in the couturier's theatrical translucent tiger print. And with Victoria Beckham's low body-fat percentage and high pride in her waxer, we almost expect to see her in this see-through number tomorrow. At Whole Foods."

Hop on over and read the rest of our column -- "Which Celebs Can Pull Off Couture?" -- if you dare, and be sure to check out the slideshows. John Galliano's alone will make you squeal with mounting glee, especially when you think about how fetching Intern George will look in a hat with a sword on it.
 
 
03 July 2008 @ 04:53 pm
NYFug.com: Couture Shows and Menswear and Lederhosen, Oh My!  
If New York Fashion Week is like a good wine bar, then the couture shows and menswear collections are like a huge, debauched absinthe party -- there's everything from achingly gorgeous gowns to stuff that really puts the "high" in "high fashion." And since Hollywood is full of celebrities and stylists who -- for better or worse -- get their hands on some of this stuff for the red carpet, we decided we'd try to guess in advance who'd wear what.

Jennifer Lopez is lovely in Marchesa, sure, but we miss the demi-nudist J.Lo, who would storm the Grammys in the couturier's theatrical translucent tiger print. And with Victoria Beckham's low body-fat percentage and high pride in her waxer, we almost expect to see her in this see-through number tomorrow. At Whole Foods.

Hop on over and read the rest of our column -- "Which Celebs Can Pull Off Couture?" --if you dare, and be sure to check out the slideshows. John Galliano's alone will make you squeal with mounting glee, especially when you think about how fetching Intern George will look in a hat with a sword on it.
 
 
03 July 2008 @ 12:00 pm
Mommy and Our Piano Tuner, to Use a Hypothetical Example  

Father to little daughter: You are the most beautiful girl in this photo... and I'm not biased.
(daughter smiles)
Father
: Do you know what "biased" means?

Daughter (rolling her eyes): Yes, it means that you like both boys and girls.

--F Train


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03 July 2008 @ 12:34 pm
no spoilers  

FLCL; 7
Avatar: The Last Airbender, Flash; 6
Hercules, Alice In Wonderland, Beauty And The Beast, The Little Mermaid, Sleeping Beauty; 40
Labyrinth, Lord Of The Rings, The Dark Knight, The Nightmare Before Christmas; 13
Food, Misc stock; 10
Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts 2: 9



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03 July 2008 @ 08:22 am
MACRO THURSDAY DURING MY CONVENTION?!  
GREETINGS CAPSLOCKERS! I REALISE MANY OF YOU WILL BE ATTENDING ANIME EXPO HERE ON THE WEST COAST (WHERE IT IS NOW 8:30 AM) AND SO I COME BEARING MACROS OF FINE QUALITY IN HONOR OF THIS  WONDERFUL HOLIDAY TAKING PLACE THIS WEEKEND.

SO HERE ARE MY ANIME EXPO THEMED MACROS. ENJOY THEM, AN BE INSPIRED! 




ENJOY ANIME EXPO!!

LOVE,
AIZEN-SAMA
 
 
 
03 July 2008 @ 11:08 pm
FIC: Clumps of Colors (Ichigo/Rukia)  
title. Clumps of Colors
pairing. Ichigo/Rukia
rating. PG-13
summary. Based on the [info]1sentence challenge community (unofficially). 50 little moments, some sweet, some risible, some melancholy, all leading to a colorful eternity.
disclaimer. All hail Kubo Tite.

The world rushes by in clumps of colors as he rides the wind with her on his back, his warmth enveloping her and seeping deep into her skin.
 
 
03 July 2008 @ 10:22 am
AMV - The Story of Hinamori Momo  
My next amv! This time it's a pairing amv of Momo-chan and Toushiro-kun. I had fun making this particular amv. The song chosen is Story of a Girl by 3 Doors Down, and the lyrics fit Momo-chan quite well, as well as the HitsuHina pairing~ This took me two days to make, so I hope you enjoy ^_^

Shiro-chan! )

x-posted to [info]hitsuhina, [info]all_for_bleach
 
 
03 July 2008 @ 10:16 am
AMV - The Story of Hinamori Momo  
I just recently got into the Bleach fandom, and right after the saving Rukia arc, I became a diehard HitsuHina fan! I really love this pairing <3 and in most cases, when I like a particular pairing, I'll make an amv about them. I had fun making this particular amv. The song chosen is Story of a Girl by 3 Doors Down, and the lyrics fit Momo-chan quite well, as well as the HitsuHina pairing~ This took me two days to make, so I hope you enjoy ^_^

Shiro-chan! )

x-posted to [info]hitsu_fans, [info]all_for_bleach
 
 
03 July 2008 @ 10:00 am
You Look Slightly Less Chubby in This Bridesmaid's Dress. How's That for Supportive?  

College girl #1: Ugh, I can't believe I have to go to my uncle's wedding. It's his fucking third one!
College girl #2: His third one?
College girl #1: Yes! Why can't he just go to some deserted island and get married by himself?!
College girl #3: Well, you can't really get married by yourself.
(pause)
College girl #1
: Will you please just be supportive? You know what I mean.


--MetroNorth, Harlem Line

Overheard by: rpk


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03 July 2008 @ 05:52 am
♥  
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, WIFE-SAN.
 
 
03 July 2008 @ 08:00 am
We Heart This Guy  

Awkward Japanese teacher: So you guys use text messages, right? Like... L-O-L?
(students look confused)
(awkward Japanese teacher laughs)
Student, proudly
: I know: L-O-L sensei!

Awkward Japanese teacher: Oh em gee.

--Columbia University

Overheard by: vicksburg


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03 July 2008 @ 08:54 am
Fanfic - Waiting For Him  

Title: Waiting For Him
Author: Akuni
Genre: Drama, Romance, Angst
Rating: R (for mature themes)
Pairing: Ulquiorra/Orihime
Spoilers: Massive spoilers through manga chapter 316.
Warnings: This is a touch darker than my normal fare. It’s still not actually dark, because I am a wuss, but there are fewer fluffy rainbows and more mindfuckery than usual.
Word count: 7183
Summary: Orihime always seems to be waiting for Ulquiorra… and he always goes to her.

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, I'm just borrowing it for a while.

With accompanying illustration by [info]xshelaghx.

Read 'Waiting For Him' on my LJ...
 
 
 
03 July 2008 @ 08:44 am
Fanfic - Waiting For Him  

Title: Waiting For Him
Author: Akuni
Genre: Drama, Romance, Angst
Rating: R (for mature themes)
Pairing: Ulquiorra/Orihime
Spoilers: Massive spoilers through manga chapter 316.
Warnings: This is a touch darker than my normal fare. It’s still not actually dark, because I am a wuss, but there are fewer fluffy rainbows and more mindfuckery than usual.
Word count: 7183
Summary: Orihime always seems to be waiting for Ulquiorra… and he always goes to her.

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, I'm just borrowing it for a while.

With accompanying illustration by [info]xshelaghx.

Read 'Waiting For Him' on my LJ...
 
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03 July 2008 @ 06:00 am
The Threshold of Outrage Is a Lot Higher This Century  

Girl: You'll never guess what I saw in the Delancey Street station today. I was about to sit down on the bench when I noticed that someone had drawn swastikas all over it with a marker.
Guy: That's distasteful.
Girl: Tell me about it. I'm sure people come across that and have their day completely ruined. Luckily, I was only slightly annoyed.

--G Train

Overheard by: greg*


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03 July 2008 @ 06:00 am
Why Oscar the Grouch Hired Bouncers  

Conductor: Yes, here's the bathroom. And if someone's in there (points to the garbage can in the wall) you can go right in there, I don't care.
Guy standing near the garbage, to another passenger: Hey, hey! Not while I'm standing here.

--Train Departing from Penn Station

Headline by: Rachel

Runners-Up:
· "And the Waterfountain Is a Bidet on Really Busy Days" - bdayfox
· "I Guess It Really Is Better to Be Pissed Off Than Pissed On" - Mark
· "Let Me Lay Down and Get Comfortable First" - ddv
· "Please Stand Clear Of the Emptying Bowels" - Mr. Hedge
· "So That's What They Mean by "Business" Class." - Jessie Birks
· "Wait Till We Get to Newark, When I Can't Tell the Difference" - Barry P.


Click here to see the new Headline Contest


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03 July 2008 @ 03:12 am
20 icons  
Lots of Zuko icons with Cici Porter lyrics. Who is Cici Porter? Learn about her here and here. Oh, and a couple of hardly spoilery WAT and one TFM icons. I'm quite proud of these.

[20] Avatar: The Last Airbender
[4] Katara
[2] Toph and Katara
[14] Zuko (plus an Ursa and Ozai.)

PREVIEWS:


Power of the sun, power of the water, power of the earth and wind/Mother, father, son, I am your daughter/Let me come home again/Let me come home again...

X-Posted.
 
 
03 July 2008 @ 04:00 am
Why Pillbox Hats Are Making a Comeback  

Preppy girl: I wonder why celebrities do so many drugs.
Queen: Honey, you can only buy so much couture.

--F Train


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03 July 2008 @ 02:00 am
Then Why Does It Have Blond Hair and a Tooth?  

Girl #1: Look, yo! You got a tumor on your arm, a tumor!
Girl #2: That's not a tumor, it's a mosquito bite... like my tits!

--E Train

Overheard by: Jatmos


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03 July 2008 @ 12:40 am
Volume 34 Cover  
Went looking for nekkid Suigintou pics and found something even better. Again, sorry about the size.

Volume 34 - King Of The Kill )
 
 
Current Emo: happy
Current Distraction: Hooverphonic
 
 
03 July 2008 @ 12:22 pm
[Fic]: Cavern - Part 5 (final)  
Title: Cavern - Part 5 (final)
Pairing: Uryuu x Ichigo
Rating: NC-17
Spoilers: Post-Soul Society events
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach. Sadly.
Summary: When it gets a little dark down there, escapism could be a coping strategy. But is this flight or fight?

This way ;-)
 
 
03 July 2008 @ 12:00 am
Here's One of Us Frolicking on a Mountain of Coke  

Guy: So you slept with her?!
Girl: Yeah.
Guy: You were supposed to be taking pictures of the drugs, not seducing her.

--Red Hook Boardwalk


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02 July 2008 @ 11:00 pm
KHR Wallpapers  
Hey there, first time poster here. I've done a few Katekyo Hitman Reborn vector wallpapers, and I finally got my journal up to the point where I wanted to spread around the links.

Links to the journal entries with thumbnails:

Entry #1: Yamamoto wallpaper (with two alternate backgrounds)

Entry #2: Tsuna, Yamamoto, and Gokudera wallpaper (with two alternate backgrounds) and Squalo wallpaper

Entry #3: Gokudera wallpaper (with three alternate backgrounds)

I'm currently working on a Ryohei vector. I'll post it as well as soon as it is completed. Thanks!

(x-posted to [info]hitman_reborn)
 
 
02 July 2008 @ 10:58 pm
Ikkaku/Yumichika doujinshi - raw scans  

Title: World's End (恋煩シビト)
Circle/Artist: SUPER NOVA/Koiwazurai Shibito
Pairing: Ikkaku/Yumichika
Rating: NC-17 (short and sweet, nothing terribly graphic)
Pages: 20
Language: Japanese raw
Description: A lovely little doujinshi by a great artist with a pairing that isn't seen nearly enough. It's set first, briefly, in their past (I think), then in the human world (sex happens here), then in Soul Society.
Download: ★━[DivShare]━★ or ★━[MediaFire]━★

--I scanned this for Strawberry Poison, an upcoming doujinshi scanlation group. Translators, editors and cleaners are wanted if anyone is interested. :)

 
 
Current Emo: calm
Current Distraction: Jimi Hendrix - All Along The Watch Tower
 
 
02 July 2008 @ 10:00 pm
I Wanna Fuck You Like an Wednesday One-Liner  

Ghetto chick to friend: Remember when you took that chinchilla from me, back in the day?

--Q Train

Overheard by: Chloe

Grungy dude on cell: So I jumped on my horse and got the fuck outta there.

--14th & 6th

Overheard by: bildita

Guy: ...and those Egyptians had crocodiles. Those crocodiles that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

--Metropolitian Musuem of Art

Overheard by: Bonkers in Yonkers

Hipster chick: Deer antlers. Everywhere I go, all I see are deer antlers. I'm getting sick of it.

--14th St & 1st Av

Overheard by: Larry

Thug: I'm like super pimp. I pimp men and women... And cats and dogs. Shit, I got the whole animal kingdom.

--10th & Broadway

Composed chick on cell: He's a giraffe, and I'm a leopard, and I'm never gonna be a giraffe. I've tried and tried, but my destiny is as a leopard, you see? I can fake being a giraffe for awhile, but eventually I'm gonna have to rip his throat out and feed on his entrails. It's in my nature. The only alternative is divorce.

--Billiard Hall, Elizabeth & Bowery


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02 July 2008 @ 10:08 pm
 
{{ SECRET SUBMISSIONS POST #007 }}


Comment screening and anonymous commenting are on, IP address logging is off.

If you've already posted a secret to Submission Post #006, you need not repost it here.
 
 
02 July 2008 @ 10:07 pm
 
{{ SECRETS POST #092 }}


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Moar! )




Secrets Not Posted: [1 2] not!secrets
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02 July 2008 @ 08:00 pm
Wednesday One-Liners Take the Sex and the City Tour  

Tourist to doorman, in thick German accent: Excuse me, can you point me to the nearest Hooters?

--53rd St

Overheard by: jillcorp

Tourist taking a picture of her uncooperative teenage daughter: Shut up and pose, or I'm going to pee right on this yard.

--Central Park

Tourist about to take picture with lens cap on: Oh, shoot! Hold on, I have to take the lens cap off or else the picture is going to be really dark!

--Grand Central Terminal

Tourist girl: I don't get it, there's so many suits here, I thought Union Square would be full of hippies.

--City Hall Park

Tourist on cell: So far, I've experienced coldness and evil.

--57th & 8th

Overheard by: Lag


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02 July 2008 @ 07:44 pm
FROM 178  
HERE'S HOPING SOME OF THESE WILL BE INSPIRATIONAL FOR TOMORROW'S MACROS

SCREENCAPS HEAR )
 
 
02 July 2008 @ 06:28 pm
 
30 icons:

10 Fooly Cooly
20 Bleach


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Teasers:



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